TOCSIN is a stochastic lyric generator for karaoke purposes. It's trained on the Enron corpus and complemented by imagery from the LAION dataset. This karaoke machine, trained on the largest publicly available collection of emails (dumped online by a disgruntled lobbyist), promises an earworm including 'MacArthur Park,' covered by luminary experimental musicians. A karaoke night where the lyrics are a felony, and you are the musical CEO.