TOCSIN is a stochastic lyric generator for karaoke purposes. It's trained on the Enron corpus and complemented by imagery from, for example, the LAION data set. A playful exploration of the "Theory of Thought" hypothesis, ingrained in image tagging. This karaoke machine, trained on the largest publicly available collection of emails (dumped online by a disgruntled lobbyist), promises an earworm chosen and covered by luminary experimental musicians. A karaoke night where the lyrics are a felony, and you are the musical CEO.